...just go
[link] here. Remember, even if your life blows, it will never be as hilariously pathetic as CWC's. (Incidentally, I linked to a random page to make sure the link is work-safe--however, many articles are not --so keep that in mind.) I very much appreciate Jake telling me about this crazy little gem (and telling me about CWC himself). It's a sure fire cure for whatever ailes you. At least YOU haven't created an extremely derivative character, numerous crappy comics, alienated all current and future friends (and all women), or made an ass out of yourself numerous times on VIDEO.
And remember, there's nothing wrong with schadenfreude (especially if the individual deserves what happens).
Feel better now? I know I do.